DAILY DISORDER RECAP: 7.24.08
DRAG RACE
DAILY
DISORDER RECAP: 7.24.08
DRAG RACE
Slim Jim or Jerky? Have you ever had to flush twice? Would you rather lose you wallet or your cell phone? Doritos, Cheetos, or Fritos? Do you groom your junk? Gonorrhea, diarrhea, or a Kia Sephia? What is your favorite food? What is your favorite movie? Have you ever had butt trouble? Would you rather have the creeps, the willies, or the heebie jeebies?
It was a very tight race, between Ninjas Bret, Jason, and Ryan, with blistering times of 28, 27, and 26 seconds….Ryan won Foo Fighters tickets…
SPORTS REPORT
Doug Kezirian came by to talk about Team USA basketball, the bitchfight in the WNBA, the big boxing match this weekend, the invasion of Las Vegas by the Affliction MMA league on October 11, and whether he should get rid of his Oldsmobile and trade up to a new car…
RANDOM
Class reunions. Drop-out reunions. “Older”
strippers. Ph level = more “p” than “h”. Smokey the Spider. Funyuns > Wise
Brand Onion Rings.
DAILY
DISORDER RECAP: 7.23.08
ABSENCE
The reason we haven’t posted any recaps so far this week is that Brian didn’t feel like writing them.
WAAA!
Chris and George faced off in the WAA! arena, guessing at the categories “Delightful Breakfast Food”, “Sneaky Animals”, “Afternoon Shows On X1075 That Deserve Everything That’s Coming To Them”, “Foods That Could Possibly Cause You To Devastate The Toilet”, and “Useful Items”.
Neither of them could guess “Chili” from the clues “Meat”, “Beans”, “Peppers”, and “CHILI Powder”.
Chris won Foo Fighters Tickets.
UNEMPLOYMENT
Ninja 2248, Frank, got fired from his job for being late from lunch. He was giving blood during his lunch hour, and his bitch boss fired him for taking too long. Xtreme Disorder put the call out, and Ninjas from across the valley phoned in with places for Frank to secure a position to support his wife and three kids….
ETC
Pulpy urine.
“Something Delicious” lodged in the left-hand side of Lemmy’s moustache.
Tell them “Charlie sent me.”
Gardener snake.
DAILY
DISORDER RECAP: 7.16.08
JIM GAFFIGAN
…got around to calling in today. He was happy about the fact that Lean Pockets had to recall about 200,000 pounds of product that contained bits of plastic. He was also positive and full of energy. Well, not really. But he was excited about performing at the Mandalay Bay Theater on July 25th… well, maybe not EXCITED….
DENISE PERNULA
It costs $4800 to go on a date with her…and no, you don't "get any".
She showed up, which was nice. She brought her hot body, which was nicer. She talked about Angelina's and Brad's twins, Rampage's rampage, Khloe Kardashian's impending prison dyke frenzy, and boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs….
RAMPAGE RAMBLES
A day before his felony hit-and-run and evading police arrest, Rampage was interviewed for Throwdown TV here in Vegas. He has obviously lost his mind.
ADAM COROLLA
He's bringing his show to town Thursday, but could spare precious minutes from his own four hour morning show to promote it; so Dave, Brian, and Lemmy had to get up early to record an interview…a cool interview, though…
STEVE MASTERS
He called in from the hug E3 convention (the big one for Video Games) to talk about the coming games from the fall and next year. Some games he got to play in advance: Legends of Wrestlemania, the new UFC game, new Tomb, Soul Calibur 4 (with Star Wars Characters), The Force Unleashed, Street Fighter 4, MK vs DC Universe, Resident Evil 5, and a whole lot more. He loved them all, but said the standout was "Border Lines", a first person shooter which allows you to use up to 600,000 guns….(don't ask me how you can possibly do that, I'm just repeating what he said)
Xtreme Disorder then gave away a copy of NCAA Football 09, courtesy of GotGame.com…
WAAAA!
The competition was fierce as Ninjas Myron and Chris faced off in the WAA! arena- all five categories were introduced: "Animals You Shouldn't F**k With", "Games That Occur On Wednesday", "Sports", "Radio Shows That Float Like A Butterfly, Sting Like A Bee", and "Chunks Of Flesh That You Eat".
Ninja Myron was victorious, 3 to 2…
DAILY
DISORDER RECAP: 7.15.08
DENISE PERNULA
…did not show up. Again.
JIM GAFFIGAN
….also flaked out and didn’t call in for his interview.
RAMPAGE JACKSON
…was arrested for felony hit-and-run and evading police in Newport Beach. He was driving a truck displaying a large picture of himself, but still tried to evade police..
DAVE FARRA
…has ghetto birds buzzing his house at 2am.
BRIAN BLACK
…has forgotten how to pull trim.
LEMMY THE GOPHER
…could go live with Mama if need be.
DEVIN GRAHAM
…won tickets to a qualifying round of
the Monster Energy Supercross event at Sam Boyd NEXT YEAR.
DAILY
DISORDER RECAP: 7.14.08
MOVIES
Hellboy 2 did $36 million in business this weekend, and the Ninjas were there to represent- an overwhelming 93% approved of the second installment, inline with the pro critics' approval…
Brian Black attended a special sneak preview of the new Batman movie, The Dark Knight on Monday morning. He said that, although the movie is a little too long and complicated, it was even better than Batman Begins, and the best Batman movie so far…
DAVE MADE SARA BREAK UP WITH JIMMY
Sara Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel broke up over the weekend. Xtreme Disorder traced the roots of the breakup to their interview with Sara a couple of weeks ago, where Dave tricked Sara into admitting that her former boyfriend, Dave Atell, was funnier than Jimmy…
DOUG THE JOCK-ER OFF-ER
Doug Kezirian, Channel 13's Sports Guru, sauntered into the X1075 studios flush
from the leftover excitement of a fun filled weekend. He reported on the upcoming
UFC event, Favre's not-so-impending movement to Minnesota, and then Josh Hamilton's
re-emergence into the MLB spotlight…
…then, he Jocked Off Jake…
JOHN DOLMAYAN FROM SYSTEM/SCARS
Funny- he didn't appear on air at all, but hung around the studio talking about superhero movies, comics, and his favorite local music venues…he previewed a couple of tracks from the new Scars On Broadway album, but wouldn't let us play them on the air. Sorry.
ETC
Can you park in the handicapped spot if
you have hooks for hands? "Have a Seat with Sara!" Dead Man at Blue
Man. They call me MISTER Boombastic!
DAILY
DISORDER RECAP: 7.11.08
RANDOM
Are you kidding? You need 13 bowls of
Wheaties to equal what's in one bowl of total! Dave and Lemmy are once-a-day
regulators- Brian's a two-a-day man with a "wild card".
Would you eat a pickle with pickled herring? Sweet sweet saxophone. Peter <cough>
Jennings.
HEATH HERRING
He's a big ass UFC Heavyweight. He came into the studios today. He says he's going to kn ock Brock Lesner's block off on August 9th. Lemmy said Brock was going to "whip his ass". Brian said Heath's sunglasses were gay. Heath was nice about it all.
JOSH BELL
He hates everything, generally. He's the movie reviewer for the LV Weekly and Xtreme Disorder. His website is www.joshbellhateseverything.com.
This week he thought "Hellboy 2" was pretty good. "Journey to the Center of the Earth" sucked, and so did "Meet Dave" with Eddie Murphy.
Josh then faced off agains t Ninja Walter in a round of Josh Bell Knows Everything…
He beat Walter like a sweet bitch.
DOUG'S BREAKING NEWS!
Doug Kezirian called in to say that he
had the inside scoop that Bret Favre is actually in the process of going through
the paperwork to join the Minnesota Vikings this season. No other news or sports
outlet had reported this at the time that Doug called.
DAILY
DISORDER RECAP: 7.10.08
DOUG KEZIRIAN
He was irritated that he had to come in on Thursday….he claimed that he predicted that Chuck would fight Forrest before Dana White revealed the fact to Lemmy and Brian… a little bit about the NBA Summer League here in Vegas…plus a spirited debate as to why Matt Jones couldn't hire someone to help him avoid being caught snorting 6 grams of coke in a parked car…
PLAYBOY COMEDY TOUR
Paul Hughes stopped by to pimp Harland Williams' appearance at the Lounge at The Palms this Saturday at 8pm and 10:30pm…he talked about hanging out in the reflected glory of the Leto brothers, and his own mixed success in trim-pulling…
DRAG RACE
Name a type of bird. Tacos or Hot Dogs? Who is your favorite actor? Mullet or Mohawk? Measles or Mumps? What year were you born? Name two foreign countries? What's your favorite restaurant? Kick in nuts, or turd to the face? Would you rather be a prison bitch or a quadruple amputee?
Ninja Jason defeated both Chad and Mark with a blistering time of 37 seconds and picked up a cabana at the Flamingo pool…
ETC
…I just thought I'd give you a CAW!!!