BRIAN BLACK HISTORY:
DEAD MEXICAN
OPEN MIC:
16, 17, 18
BRIAN BLACK HISTORY:
STOLEN HAM
DING A LING:
13, 14, 15
BRIAN BLACK HISTORY:
DUMB DAD
FAMOUS SAYINGS:
4, 5, 6
BRIAN BLACK HISTORY:
AUTOGRAPHS
XD AIR:
4, 5, 6
CONNIE CALLS RYAN:
Wedding is off
BRIAN BLACK'S SLICE OF SOMETHING REAL
TIA CALLS TIFFANY:
Wrecked your truck, drunk. Left it.
60 SECOND BOOTY CALL:
Gay? Pregnant? Guitar Hero? Yep.
THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR: 4, 5, 6 XD AIR:
YOU ARE NOW FREE TO FLEE THE COUNTRY
THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR: 1, 2, 3
AMBER CALLS RICH
You're a slob!?
RINGIN A BELL
1, 2, 3
JODY CALLS KERRY:
Sons Baptism
FAMOUS SAYINGS
1, 2, 3
SEAN CALLS JENN:
Hangup relationship
OPEN MIC NIGHT
13, 14, 15
THUNDERSTEALER
13, 14, 15
BI CURIOUS GEORGE
11, 12, 13
PICK A FIGHT:
Felicia calls Rick; Flat Tire
THE OL DUSTY TRAIL
19, 20, 21
RANDY CALLS ERICA:
"Don't call me ever again!"
THE OL DUSTY TRAIL
16, 17, 18
FREAK OUT YOUR MOM:
Curtis calls Denise..Press 1152
THE THUNDER STEALER
10, 11, 12
DING A LING DINER
7, 8, 9
60 SEC BOOTY CALL
"Tramp Stamp"
STEPPIN ON CHIPMUNKS
1, 2, 3
DING A LING DINER
4, 5, 6
BROS BEFORE HOS:
Chris calls Chelsey at work
FREAK OUT YOUR MOM:
Susan calls Amy...I'm a whore mom
DING A LING DINER
1, 2, 3
THE THUNDER STEALER 7, 8, 9 ETHNIC TV
7, 8, 9
THE OL DUSTY TRAIL 13, 14, 15
ETHNIC TV
4, 5, 6
ETHNIC TV
1, 2, 3
ULTIMATE FRIENDSHIP TEST:
Jerry calls Bob: Let's do it at work
THE THUNDER STEALER 1, 2, 3 STEVE: MOM, I BURNED THE HOUSE DOWN
BI CURIOUS GEORGE
OPEN MIC NIGHT 7, 8, 9
STREAKING...GONE HORRIBLY WRONG
THE OL DUSTY TRAIL 10,11,12 WHEELCHAIR FIGHT OPEN MIC NIGHT 1,2,3
THE OL DUSTY
TRAIL 7, 8, 9
SYNDROME OF A DOWN
THE OL DUSTY
TRAIL 4, 5, 6
THE OL DUSTY
TRAIL 1, 2, 3
A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE:
THE WRONG HAWAIIAN
DRUNK MESSAGE MONDAY:
Jenny calls Renee and promptly runs into a street sign, while driving drunk
FREAK OUT YOUR MOM
"1,2,3,4 your daughter is a whore!"
FREAK OUT YOUR MOM
"Help me!! I'm in Mexico!"
FREAK OUT YOUR MOM
"Mom, my boyfriend is a gay chippendale, and I'm pregnant!"
CHRIS BENOIT SMACK TALKING EXPOSE DRUNK MESSAGE MONDAY:
Malesha calls Donny waaasted
WEED OVERDOSE NEWS REPORT
FREAK OUT YOUR MOM
JP"Mom, I hit my girlfriend!"
FREAK OUT YOUR MOM
Richard "Mom, they found drugs!"
LOVE THE SHOW GUYS
OTHER NEWS:
Elephant Penis
60 SECOND BOOTY CALL:
Todd calls Amanda. Towel off, please.
ALEC BALDWIN CALLS HIS DAUGHTER A PIG
CONGRATULATIONS LARRY BIRKHEAD!
911 CALL:
"I shot my wife. You dead yet?"
BROS BEFORE HOS:
"I'm not cooking you dinner, again"
DRUNK MESSAGE MONDAY:
"I'm going to use my vibrator, again."
60 SECOND BOOTY CALL:
David and Jessica "Check the Oil"
FREAK OUT YOUR MOM:
Jon: "Mom, I'm gay"
BRIAN BLACK HISTORY MONTH:
"Becky The Skank"
WORLD EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW:
"Britney Spears"
BROS BEFORE HOS:
"I'm Going to a strip club, honey"
OTHER NEWS:
"Anna Nicole"
BRIAN BLACK HISTORY MONTH:
"Smokin Crack"
BRIAN BLACK HISTORY MONTH:
"Flowers of Algernon"
OTHER NEWS:
"Anna Nicole Autopsy "
BRIAN BLACK HISTORY MONTH:
"Tire Iron"
ULTIMATE FRIENDSHIP TEST:
Patrick & "John Doe"-Porta Potty Lovin
BRIAN BLACK HISTORY MONTH:
"Bus"
DRUNK MESSAGE MONDAY:
"I'm on fire..."
JANUARY IS:
Cervical Health Month
JANUARY IS:
Adopt A Rescued Bird Month
PICK A FIGHT:
Robert calls his girlfriend, Kristen
PICK A FIGHT:
Kevin calls his ex, Glena
PICK A FIGHT:
Mike calls Russ
PICK A FIGHT:
Tiffany calls her Mom, Terry
60 SECOND BOOTY CALL:
Zach calls Steph in Utah
THE ULTIMATE FRIENDSHIP TEST:
Mike calls Dan
THE NO FLEX WORKOUT SYSTEM
911 CRACKHEAD ALLIGATOR CALL
OTHER NEWS:
Text Message Break Up
BROS BEFORE HOS:
Anthony calls Summer
MOM, I'M IN PORN:
Amean calls Nirannie
MOM, I'M IN PORN:
Mike calls Dani
SAM GETS CHOWDERED BY THE STRIP LV GIRLS
THE ULTIMATE FRIENDSHIP TEST:
Laura calls Ashley
OCTOBER is:
Clergy Appreciation Month
PICK A FIGHT:
"I'm moving home, Mom."
OTHER NEWS:
Yankee's Player Plane Crash
PICK A FIGHT:
"I'm going to a strip club honey."
THE BREAKUP CALL AND SONG
OCTOBER is:
Sudden Infant Death Awareness Month
60 SECOND BOOTY CALL:
"Come play with the Capatin."
GAP RETARDED BRO'S BEFORE HO'S:
Tony calls Chastity
THE 3rd WEEK OF SEPTEMBER IS:
Farm Animal Awareness Week
LEONARD THE TEMPORARY GOPHER:
Airhorns Devon
OTHER NEWS:
Claw Hammer Murder
DR PHIL SOUNDBOARD OTHER NEWS:
Croc Hunter / Angry Call
OTHER NEWS:
Penis Pump Accident
OTHER NEWS:
Flat Daddy 
THE ULTIMATE FRIENDSHIP TEST:
Nick calls Jason
OTHER NEWS:
Bush visits New Orleans
THE ULTIMATE FRIENDSHIP TEST: Samantha calls Mindi TACO CRISIS CALL OTHER NEWS:
John Ramsey apology
A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 
WESTERN BACON CHEESEBURGER CRISIS
FORGIVE & FORGET:
Phillip calls his mom
YOU GOT AIRHORNED, BITCH. DRUNK MESSAGE MONDAY:
"Sooooooo gaaaayyyy"
BROS BEFORE HOS:
Craig calls Paula
JULY IS:
Spinal Atrophy Awareness Month
THE ULTIMATE FRIENDSHIP TEST:
Sean calls Rick
MEL GIBSON PLAYS YAHTZEE
MEL GIBSONS' NEW MOVIE TRAILER 1st WEEK OF AUGUST:
World Breastfeeding Week
DEVON'S BOSS TELLS US THE TRUTH
"DEVON IS A TOTAL FAG"
By Lemmy The Gopher
UNNECESSARY BREAKUP:
Brian calls Penthouse Pet Melissa Jacobs
PRANK CALL:
"I'm gonna whoop your ass!"
OTHER NEWS:
Meth is the #1 drug in America
60 SECOND BOOTY CALL:
Dorinda calls her son's girlfriend
FUNERAL DIRECTOR:
Attention Deficit Dave calls out the woman behind it all
OTHER NEWS:
Walmart Shoplifting
RANDOM MOMENT:
Cold Turkey
DRUNK MESSAGE MONDAY:
Scott calls Daisy
PICK A FIGHT:
Bryan: "Honey, I'm going to fly across the country and kick that guys ass"
PICK A FIGHT:
Ali gets a BIG suprise by calling her sister.
OTHER NEWS:
Police Shooting
PICK A FIGHT:
Nate: "I slept with your wife, before you got married."

PICK A FIGHT:
Justin calls his wife

OTHER NEWS:
Rush Limbaugh
GINGER:
Mom, I'm a hooker
UNNECESSARY BREAK UP:
Brian Black calls his ex
ULTIMATE FRIENDSHIP TEST:
"Uh, don't talk to me anymore."
RANDOM MOMENT:
Pickle

OTHER NEWS:
Iraqi Pullout

OTHER NEWS:
Special Olympics Bus Crash
The 3rd Week of June:
Lightning Safety
THE 2ND WEEK OF
JUNE:

Aphasia Awareness Week
DISGRACED ON AIR:
"I'm cheating on your daughter."
DISGRACED ON AIR:
"Dad, I need $$!"

DISGRACED ON AIR:
"Mom, they're coming for the drugs.

DISGRACED ON AIR:
"I pawned all your stuff"
DISGRACED ON AIR: Dishonorable Discharge UNCLE ERNIE
Trampoflaugue
RANDOM MOMENT
"The Epiphany"
HONOR TEST
"I Found Drugs!"

HONOR TEST:
"I killed him...."

HONOR TEST:
"Mom, lie to the police!"
MAY IS:
Neurofibromatosis Awarness Month
OTHER NEWS:
Cocaine Seizure
MAY IS:
Osteoporosis Prevention Month
SIDEKICK PRANK CALL:
"You have some money for me??"

OTHER NEWS:
Bee Hotline

BI CURIOUS GEORGE:
Gay Pride Week
SIDEKICK PRANK CALL:
"SEX SWING!!"
OTHER NEWS:
Paul McCartney's Ex
SIDEKICK PRANK CALL:
"It aint mine. She's a skank."
OTHER NEWS:
Mount Everest

SIDEKICK PRANK CALL:
"We're withdrawing your funds!"

THE 2nd WEEK OF MAY:
Canadian Immunization Week
SIDEKICK PRANK CALL:
"I don't do white dudes"
SIDEKICK PRANK CALL:
"Hi, remember me?"
SIDEKICK PRANK CALL:
"What's a dirty sanchez?"
FORGIVE & FORGET:
Denny calls dad, Rob calls his girlfriend

SMALL BUSINESS OWNER:
We can help!

VALMART 2:
Wilbur the Greeter
UNCLE ERNIE:
Bitches Lie
UNCLE ERNIE:
Toilet at the Hard Rock
60 SECOND BOOTY CALL:
Pregnant Kate calls Amy
OTHER NEWS:
Sudan breaks off relations with Chad

MAY IS: Stroke Awareness Month

APRIL IS:
Std Awareness Month
60 SECOND BOOTY CALL: Alex & Athena OTHER NEWS:
Amish Guy
The Gauntlet:
"Dad, I'm Gay"
RANDOM MOMENT:
Grandpa

OTHER NEWS:
Jack Abramoff

OTHER NEWS :
Terri Shivo
UNCLE ERNIE:
Cleaning Crew
THE GAUNTLET
"Dad, I'm Gay."
- Ninja 301
RANDOM MOMENT:
Club Foot